LJ fiends, this is a call to arms… err, fingers. Voting fingers, that is. Just go to www.dabwaha.com and vote for Irregulars by Josh Lanyon (that's Pros very own jgraeme2007), Nicole Kimberling, Ginn Hale and Astrid Amara. That's all. Vote. No registering involved, no email required. And once you've voted, vote again on your mobile's 3G, and on every device you own that is capable of connecting to the internet under its own steam. Then venture forth and connect to all the wi-fi hotspots and vote again. Vote at work. I won't tell you to use your neighbour's wi-fi because that would be totally unethical but what you do in your own home is not my business. Remember the ethos of these awards is not of fair play. It's not the best author that wins but the number of votes. It's all about the IP addresses and no-one's looking over our shoulders to see how we obtain them.
The very worthy opposition, Abigail Roux is currently working the pity vote. So what if she's just one author. So what if she's recovering from surgery and it pains her to type every single rallying word. WE CAN DEFEAT THE RED QUEEN & ALL HER MINIONS. WE HAVE CANNIBAL CHEFS! WE HAVE SEXY DEMONS! WE HAVE UNDEAD TRAMPS! WE HAVE UNICORNS & SPARKLY PORN PONIES!
Voting finishes at 4.59pm GMT. Vote early and vote often. Go. Now. Don't make me have to repeat myself.