The very worthy opposition, Abigail Roux is currently working the pity vote. So what if she's just one author. So what if she's recovering from surgery and it pains her to type every single rallying word. WE CAN DEFEAT THE RED QUEEN & ALL HER MINIONS. WE HAVE CANNIBAL CHEFS! WE HAVE SEXY DEMONS! WE HAVE UNDEAD TRAMPS! WE HAVE UNICORNS & SPARKLY PORN PONIES!
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